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GameHost33Date: Monday, 17-01-2011, 01:50 | Message # 1
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Objasnjava uciteljica deci pesmu " Zenidba kralja Vukasina " . Prica im o Momcilovoj snazi o njegovom konju , o junastvu i upita decu :
- Deco recite mi da li neko zna zasto je Vidosava odlucila da se uda za Vukasina a ne za Momcila ?
Perica :
- Ja znam uciteljice ,sam stih kaze.
-Koji stih?
...-" Sto Momcilu do kolena bese Vukasinu se po zemlji vucese ...
 
GameHost33Date: Monday, 17-01-2011, 01:52 | Message # 2
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Hirurg doziva sestru:
-Molim Vas, sestro, dajte anesteziju!
-Doktore, hoćemo li stranu ili našu?
-Stranu, sestro.
-Nema strane, završili smo.
...-Daj domaću!
-Spavaj, spavaj, tiho moje lane!
 
EkserDate: Monday, 17-01-2011, 02:27 | Message # 3
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RMCnpjjiGH8
hahahahhahahahah:)


http://survivor-srbija.ucoz.com/
 
MajkDate: Tuesday, 25-01-2011, 14:27 | Message # 4
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dva coveka dosli kod doktora da im kaze dali su se izlecili od bolesti koju su imali.
I pita doktor prvog:
-Koliko ima slova T u reci TIGAR?
-Jedno.
-Tacno. Sad mozes da ides kuci, posto si se izlecio.
Ulazi ovaj drugi i pita ga doktor:
-Reci ti meni koliko ima slova T u reci UZICKO KOLO?
on broji, broji...
I kaze:
-366!
-Kako to?
-Pa evo ovako: Ta,ta,ta,tata,rata,ta,ta.....
 
EkserDate: Sunday, 06-02-2011, 00:12 | Message # 5
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okHP-VCp8mo
Najbolje video


http://survivor-srbija.ucoz.com/
 
akbars95Date: Thursday, 13-07-2023, 05:47 | Message # 6
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good video
 
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